Veritable Plethora

This is a hilarious post about the ten people you don’t want to run into when they’re drunk. Everyone has that person (or people) who they don’t want to run into and who make them reconsider going out for a night on the town.

The world is full of strange people. Strange people who get a lot stranger after a few cold ones. Check out the list here.

Are you looking for a funny t-shirt? Perhaps you want a quippy, ironic quote emblazoned on your chest for all to see?

Maybe you want to broadcast to the world something that makes absolutely no sense at all, but makes you appear deep and makes it seem that beneath your inprenetrable soporific gaze, there is nothing but a pure steely intensity of thought threatening to expose itself to the world one fiendishly ironic quote at a time?

Maybe you want to display some old reimagined cultural catch phrase from the 80’s to let people know that you are one with pop culture, you get it, you understand what’s going on in this crazy world and you’re prepared to comment on it.

Or maybe you just want a funny t-shirt?

Check out this list of ten of the best places online to find, and ultimately buy, funny t-shirts.

In a report from capitol hill today, it was reported that a small clause was attached to the recent Senate Appropriations bill that, if passed, would put a ban on the phrase, “That’s how I roll,” particularly when used by Vice Presidents of Sales in medium-sized banks in Southern California.

This group of professionals, or “striped shirts,” an epithet derived from this segment’s proclivity for wearing long sleeved, striped collared shirts to clubs or bars, may no longer use the popular phrase when talking about weekend or evening activities.

Still in debate is whether this group can use the all-encompassing, flashy-lifestyle evoking catchphrase in reference to their vehicles or other modes of transportation, instances in which “how I roll” is grounded in the physical realm and could actually be construed to have meaning.

Officials argued that this is a moot point because no one would ever use this phrase to convey any actual meaning.

In rebuttal, a spokesman for the group of middle managers said, “I would absolutely use this phrase to convey actual meaning. But that’s how I….Oh, I see.”